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Wet Banana

Find Your Mood Match with our slogan tshirts and sweatshirts

About Our Products

Suit your grumpy assed mood!


Our goal is to move away from wearing your heart on your sleeve, and instead, wear your mood on your chest!   There's no point hiding the fact that you're hungover or that the kids have pissed you off!  

You can be confident in your shitty mood and still look good!

More satisfying than a Wet Banana!


Whilst a real wet banana wouldn't be very satisfying, our products are!  They are all hand printed by me at my studio in Hampshire, onto soft organic cotton that's been fairly traded, is carbon-neutral and vegan approved by PETA.  We even won a sustainability award in the Eco Warrior category at My VIP Awards!!!  

We try to keep our prices as low as possible so that our products are affordable for you.  We are as plastic-free and waste-free as possible and also support  Exctinction Rebellion, and Shelter Charity  for the homeless too. 

With Wet Banana, you know you can look good, without damaging the earth or your pocket.

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